Wanna be farm fun facts

Ok so I thought it would be fun to share with you all some of the little "fun facts" that our family jokes about!

#1 Showering in the morning just doesn't work when you have a wanna be farm. You need to clean your body at night to "get the goat off you"!

#2 If you have chicks inside your house, your house will smell like a barn!

#3 Flip Flops outside the house are NEVER a good idea!

#4 Riding lawn mowers have seat sensors that a child is not heavy enough to activate. You can overcome this by piling more than one child on the lawn mower seat.

#5 Your child might be heavy enough to activate the sensor on the riding lawn mower, but not tall enough to reach the pedals. A long stick to push down the gas pedal is a perfect aid to such a child.

#6 No matter how cute your farm animals are, your neighbor does not agree. Especially if your goats are doing a little jig on the hood of their car or your rooster wakes them up every morning.

#7 If you have farm animals and children, don't expect your children to do anything but hang out with every new animal you bring home for at least 2 weeks after every addition.

#8 Just because a farm animal CAN fit in the back of your suburban, or down by your kids' feet, doesn't mean it should necessarily be transported in this manner.

#9 Chicks won't eat caterpillars.

#10 All of the weird random bugs, amphibians, rodents, and/or mammals that kids find outdoors should NOT be brought indoors to proudly display for their mother, EVER! If they find it outside it should STAY outside. I'll come out to peek at it of its not too creepy... maybe.